Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
mwmademan 11 day.agoI told him he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
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The college football quarterback walked into the university infirmary and asked to see a doctor. “Sure,” said the pretty nurse, “what shall I tell him is your problem.” “It’s rather embarrassing,” stammered the athlete, “but I have a massively large erection that just won’t go away.” “Oh, I see,” she replied, “well the doctor is really busy this morning, but I might be of assistance. Go to Room 2A and remove your clothes. I too am quite busy, but I might be able to squeeze you in.”
Being buried alive.
It said that it will get out of my hair
Or maybe I just didn't bury that body deep enough
Doctor, I'm going to sue you and complain to the medical board! ???? Why? Since you operated on my husband, he has no sex drive left and doesn't even approach me anymore! ???? Ma'am, I operated on his eyes with lasers.
"Hello?" "Hi! I'm calling because I'd like to join your circus. I can put on quite a show." "Ok, what can you do?" "Well, I can juggle three balls, I can walk on the tight rope, and I can jump around and tumble like a clown." "I'm sorry to say but this doesn't cut it, I already have plenty of people that can do that kind of stuff." "Oh, silly me! I forgot to mention! I'm a dog."
What state should you live in if you want your favorite sports teams to have fresh, clean uniforms? New Jersey.
Man: “Doctor, I have bad news and worse news.” Doctor: “Let’s start with the bad news.” Man: “I have only 24 hours to live.” Doctor: “That’s terrible! What could possibly be worse?” Man: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
Because they just completed a 31-day march! (this is my family's traditional April Fools joke)
Three lefts do.
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